Me, you , and your

Chloe glasses

go somewhere private where we can discuss fashion, like

Prada blouse

Gucci bra

——-

You savin’ it for carats!

Might light your wrist, but that about it…

But you really gotta ride nice dick!

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Mary Poppins Quits with Kristen Bell

Mary Poppins (Kristen Bell) is working for minimum wage, and really needs a raise.